Renita Sefton: So today this girl came into class and she got like MASSIVE boobies! like a b cup er something (i dont know bra sizes lol) but she wwas all up on me and flirtin (like she asked me to help her with a problem and she laughed at my joke about the rabbit and the gorrilla) and then i asked her to pick up my pencil and she bent dwwn and i can see her boobies like under her shirt so i touched them and winked at her and she was crying and i was sent home and my dad slapped me on the head. How do i apoligize to her? (even thou i shulndt have to i need to right an apoligie leter)i need opinoiuns from men here! plese help?
Geraldo Mccalla: I'm wondering because I masturbate in the bathroom and I sometimes forget to clean up all the mess.
Sang Hanafin: Most teens go to halloween parties. Why not find out from your friend knows of one in the area, church sponcered, city sponcered, etc.?
Maye Delk: That kinda sucks... WHy is this posted in men's health! ? lol
Gladys Worthing: Give her a postcard:http://www.cafepress.com/GeoChemBio.528634814very classy
Elbert Donatelli: lmao, all you people who said yes need a lesson in human biology. No she won't get pregnant, sperm has a long way to travel to get to the egg.
Rosann Mccomb: I have some blood in my urine
Ollie Hamiel: You think that you shouldn't have to apologize for touching her boobs? Dude, wake up. She didn't want you to do that so you've got some 'splainin to do.Man up, bub. You know what to say, just say it.
Maritza Ebanks: say " im sorry im a pervert and i would like to be friends" and tell her you will pick up your own pencil now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wilbur Marksberry: im guessing she does think your gay lol no offence x
Delmer Pectol: Of course! What do you think?Sperm + Sister = Toilet Seat BabyIt isn't rocket science buddy, just be careful OK
Luis Farlow: That's nasty and inconsiderate. Clean up your mess. But no she w! on't get pregnant, sperm dies when it leaves the human body an! d reaches air. (That made no sense)
Darnell Cutliff: very highly unlikely. your boys don't live long at all after you carelessly shoot them around. besides, if you can't take care of your mess, you wouldn't be able to care for a three-toed possum baby.
Ninfa Asby: LIft the seat next time. And is this an actual problem for you?
Clementina Collelo: Dude, just clean up your mess!Jeez!
Lanita Reichman: If your wife cut you off, that could cause blood in your urine..... if she cut off your penis.Actually, the blood in your urine could be from a number of other causes. Get to a doctor ASAP; he will be able to help you figure out what's wrong. As for your wife's sudden change of heart, what's up with that? Why is sex suddenly off limits, if she was willing to have it daily for 12 years? What changed? You need to sit down and have a serious talk, so you can get this worked out. Good luck!
Sol Bayn: Is this a joke? It isn't funny. How old are ! you? Twelve? Anyway, yes she could get pregnant, and if you actualy do that it is sick. Im a guy by the way and I have known no one that does that. What is your problem?
Jackelyn Archut: Did you print out invitations to your Pity Party? Bless your heart. Sombody, for once in your life, told you NO & you can't handle it.Since when did a spoiled child suffering from disciplinary actions from a parent warrant a question to Men's Health?
Kenneth Queener: Call your friend if he didn't go trick-or-treating either. Vent to each other.
Toney Flaten: Learn to come is better place.
Maynard Reevers: Your behavior is inappropriate. No one wants private parts of their body touched by a stanger, in public. Have respect for other people, female or male. This girl was being nice to you, flirting, being happy with you and you violated her.You need to really understand how this act affected this girl. She probably won't want to talk to you after this behavio! r. I think you should write her a short apology note on a nice card. ! I realize you asked for guys to answer your question, but I'm a woman and I know how this girl feels. I was different in my reaction to this kind of uninvited handling. I usually slapped the guy in the face or a knee to the groin.
Bryant Pillitteri: So.. um Mum doesn't want to go trick or treating. She hasnt prevented you from going.... she just doesnt want to go. Which part of that is beating you up?
Hai Biggart: That;s nasty that you "forget" to clean up. Anyway I don't think any girl has ever got pregnant from a tiolet seat, although many have made that claim ... lol.Now go and clean up pleases.
Piedad Bassiti: uhh.whats your question.?
Paul Maymi: What kind of mom doesn't let their kid go trick or treating? **** that ****.
Oda Mauson: Oh well we all have to become adults some time or other , maybe your mum is trying to make that happen a bit too quickly but it is only one night and tomorrow is another day
Hal Rouse: Well if the f! riend is cute then you both have a better chance at picking up on the ladies. Go trick or treaten and have fun. Dress up as a fag and see what you mom does. Tell her, ": but mom its halloween, " and Im dressed up, Duh! Tell her that one for your trick or treat, give her the trick and go get your treat.
Vickie Sterbenz: YOU ARE SICK! Just remember to clean up after yourself. If you leave the junk sitting on the seat, you're beyond nasty. If its under the rim of the seat, you're still nasty! Clean it up! For real!But the answer to your question, if its sitting all wet and gelled up and she sits on it while she's ovulating and maybe masturbating as well, could happen if it enters her vagina. But overall I doubt it. Never the less.... CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF NASTY ***!
Rona Ising: Maybe she thinks ur gay. jk. but if she doesn't think ur gay, I wouldn't let your friend come over to ur house anymore. if ur mom won't take you, why don't you go out with one ! of your friends.
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